anyway of course he did. he's such a little freak. ]
Oh—nothing to worry about on your end. I simply don't do well with electricity. [ did you know you can just fucking shock a zora and they can die. he does not see the problem with sharing this fun fact. ] For a destroyed liver, you seem to be doing quite well!
[WHAT'S HE GONNA DO, NOT ACCEPT THIS ABS FISH!! No he loves Sidon.]
Oh! I see... I'll be sure to keep that in mind in case we ever end up drinking anything else that turns us into little electric generators, then!
[It will not matter because he's about to be superdead, but at least he's considerate... He also just laughs at that, his stupid lil amused laugh that makes his eyes halfmoon.]
That's because all of my drinks were nonalcoholic! [HE'S BABY. Not really, but--] Monsieur Scien is so weak to alcohol that I knew I'd have to take care of him through the night and the next morning, so I needed to stay alert, you know?
Scien was really just out there getting white girl wasted in front of god and satan, though. Couldn't be him.]
Ehe, I guess so, huh? [There's a little flicker of a sort of like, vaguely maternalish feeling?? Mostly just fond, though.] I've been by his side for years and years! So long that I can hardly remember what it was like before I had to deal with him being a constant headache.
Oh, that's right—you're both quite a lot older than your profiles suggest...? [ to be honest this is normal to him. for a zora to look dahut's age would take them like... 60 years? ] You must be very close!
[:3c ......... opens the cat flap on the gy door while no one is looking QUICK RUN]
Ah - yep, we are! [A bright, halfmoon eyed smile. This is funny because Dahut is, in fact, 65. He's just a zora... just a lil green zora shrimp.] I've known him for about fifty years now, which is longer than I've known just about anyone else! Since we work so closely together, I see him more than anyone else, too.
[This trend will continue when they both die the same week.]
[YOU DESERVE IT... THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I'LL BE NICE TO YOU...
He just throws his arms up into the air at that and does a little spin.]
Ehe, you're the first one to say so! Most people think sixty-five is sooo old, but I guess that's the difference between a long-lived species and an Arpéchélean, or even just a normal human, huh? [Where the oldest person on the island ISN'T EVEN 100.]
Oh, but yes, I do! I work with dozens of other talented researchers and scientists every day! I have so many cute juniors and subordinates to take care of that I'm always really busy.
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anyway of course he did. he's such a little freak. ]
Oh—nothing to worry about on your end. I simply don't do well with electricity. [ did you know you can just fucking shock a zora and they can die. he does not see the problem with sharing this fun fact. ] For a destroyed liver, you seem to be doing quite well!
[ dahut your hangover where is it ]
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Oh! I see... I'll be sure to keep that in mind in case we ever end up drinking anything else that turns us into little electric generators, then!
[It will not matter because he's about to be superdead, but at least he's considerate... He also just laughs at that, his stupid lil amused laugh that makes his eyes halfmoon.]
That's because all of my drinks were nonalcoholic! [HE'S BABY. Not really, but--] Monsieur Scien is so weak to alcohol that I knew I'd have to take care of him through the night and the next morning, so I needed to stay alert, you know?
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he smiles, thinking of what a mess scien was at the party. ]
Sometimes it seems as though you're his caretaker. [ even though scien clearly looks older. ] You've worked together a long while?
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Scien was really just out there getting white girl wasted in front of god and satan, though. Couldn't be him.]
Ehe, I guess so, huh? [There's a little flicker of a sort of like, vaguely maternalish feeling?? Mostly just fond, though.] I've been by his side for years and years! So long that I can hardly remember what it was like before I had to deal with him being a constant headache.
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Oh, that's right—you're both quite a lot older than your profiles suggest...? [ to be honest this is normal to him. for a zora to look dahut's age would take them like... 60 years? ] You must be very close!
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Ah - yep, we are! [A bright, halfmoon eyed smile. This is funny because Dahut is, in fact, 65. He's just a zora... just a lil green zora shrimp.] I've known him for about fifty years now, which is longer than I've known just about anyone else! Since we work so closely together, I see him more than anyone else, too.
[This trend will continue when they both die the same week.]
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he can be a little green zora shrimp. sadly this makes much more sense to him. ]
Oh! You do act like you're fifty-some odd years old. [ NO HE FUCKING DOESNT ] Do you have any other colleagues...?
[ making sure they aren't too lonely on that lil cursed island of theirs ]
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He just throws his arms up into the air at that and does a little spin.]
Ehe, you're the first one to say so! Most people think sixty-five is sooo old, but I guess that's the difference between a long-lived species and an Arpéchélean, or even just a normal human, huh? [Where the oldest person on the island ISN'T EVEN 100.]
Oh, but yes, I do! I work with dozens of other talented researchers and scientists every day! I have so many cute juniors and subordinates to take care of that I'm always really busy.