[ hello the bloops formerly known as sidon he is here to carry you in your manly arms. or help stop your bleeding and support you as you get to the medbay!! ]
[ he's 9' tall, leaning on him would mean folding basically in half so instead he will rest a hand on guy's shoulder and treat him like a cane, basically. ]
I appreciate it, Guy. Apologies for troubling you—the bleeding has mostly stemmed, at least.
I can attempt to? [ but. where to even start. he does not really have anything to hide, it's just a matter of filtering the parts that matter. ] Well... we were somewhere else, for one. Suddenly and without warning. I'd fully believed I was imprisoned there for... months.
It's very disorienting, and easy to believe in the moment. [ said as a warning, mostly. ]
I don't mind. It wasn't on the ship—it was as though it was an entirely different world?
[ sorry i'm going to speedrun this and give you a c+p ]
I was imprisoned with Goops Goops for months in a disgusting prison. We then escaped and rendezvoused with Kitewoman and the Jonker.
The "United States" government then forced our hands, as we were "villains" without "green cards." To survive, we fought the living dead and a... very troubled socialite with a basement of strange costumes and a kidnapped plant. Death will do strange things to a man's mind.
In any case! Jerber burned his house down and we returned, just as suddenly. And that is the long and short of it.
w1; post cyoa
Lean on me if you have to.
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I appreciate it, Guy. Apologies for troubling you—the bleeding has mostly stemmed, at least.
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Don't say that. It's not a trouble.
Can you tell me what happened to you? [ while they head over to get the heals ]
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I can attempt to? [ but. where to even start. he does not really have anything to hide, it's just a matter of filtering the parts that matter. ] Well... we were somewhere else, for one. Suddenly and without warning. I'd fully believed I was imprisoned there for... months.
It's very disorienting, and easy to believe in the moment. [ said as a warning, mostly. ]
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I see... that sounds pretty rough. [ buddy. ]
[ so some kind of brainwashing....? ] I don't want to press too much, but can you tell me more about the place you were at? Was it on the ship?
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I don't mind. It wasn't on the ship—it was as though it was an entirely different world?
[ sorry i'm going to speedrun this and give you a c+p ]
I was imprisoned with Goops Goops for months in a disgusting prison. We then escaped and rendezvoused with Kitewoman and the Jonker.
The "United States" government then forced our hands, as we were "villains" without "green cards." To survive, we fought the living dead and a... very troubled socialite with a basement of strange costumes and a kidnapped plant. Death will do strange things to a man's mind.
In any case! Jerber burned his house down and we returned, just as suddenly. And that is the long and short of it.
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[ anyway he just. listens to all of this, expression not changing. to his credit, he manages to stay calm and attentive the whole "explanation"
[ but seriously, what the fuck ]
I.... see.....
It must have been pretty jarring to come back and find out that it hasn't been months over here.
[ to say the least ]