[WELL GUESS WHO'S DELIGHTEDLY TROTTING SIDON'S WAY on this the last day of his life! It's Dahut! He has a tray balanced in one hand and a pitcher of water in the other.]
Good day, Monsieur Sidooon! I know that you don't eat cooked things, but would you care for a glass of water after all of that alcohol last night?
He'll set down the plate of baked things so he can pop an upside-down glass from the top of the pitcher and pour him one! The way he fuckin hollers his name seems to brighten Dahut's already peppy emotional vibe and he hands it right over.]
Here you go! Some people are in a rough state, but that's to be expected. There was a lot of alcohol going around, after all! You should have seen Monsieur Scien when he woke up this morning, he looked even worse than he usually does.
That's impressive! [ scien is already usually a hot mess! anyway sidon pours the water over his head. refreshing. ] One of the drinks seemed—ah, dangerous. So I kept my distance. But all alcohol is dangerous in its own way, I suppose.
ALSO FUCKING HELP. Dahut's vibes are like startled for a hot second but he just accepts this...]
Mm? Did it? [He's trying to think back because he ended up mixing all 4 together multiple times like a fucking freak.] That's true, though! It's much better being able to bounce around at the same time if you're already going to be destroying your liver.
anyway of course he did. he's such a little freak. ]
Oh—nothing to worry about on your end. I simply don't do well with electricity. [ did you know you can just fucking shock a zora and they can die. he does not see the problem with sharing this fun fact. ] For a destroyed liver, you seem to be doing quite well!
[WHAT'S HE GONNA DO, NOT ACCEPT THIS ABS FISH!! No he loves Sidon.]
Oh! I see... I'll be sure to keep that in mind in case we ever end up drinking anything else that turns us into little electric generators, then!
[It will not matter because he's about to be superdead, but at least he's considerate... He also just laughs at that, his stupid lil amused laugh that makes his eyes halfmoon.]
That's because all of my drinks were nonalcoholic! [HE'S BABY. Not really, but--] Monsieur Scien is so weak to alcohol that I knew I'd have to take care of him through the night and the next morning, so I needed to stay alert, you know?
Scien was really just out there getting white girl wasted in front of god and satan, though. Couldn't be him.]
Ehe, I guess so, huh? [There's a little flicker of a sort of like, vaguely maternalish feeling?? Mostly just fond, though.] I've been by his side for years and years! So long that I can hardly remember what it was like before I had to deal with him being a constant headache.
Oh, that's right—you're both quite a lot older than your profiles suggest...? [ to be honest this is normal to him. for a zora to look dahut's age would take them like... 60 years? ] You must be very close!
[:3c ......... opens the cat flap on the gy door while no one is looking QUICK RUN]
Ah - yep, we are! [A bright, halfmoon eyed smile. This is funny because Dahut is, in fact, 65. He's just a zora... just a lil green zora shrimp.] I've known him for about fifty years now, which is longer than I've known just about anyone else! Since we work so closely together, I see him more than anyone else, too.
[This trend will continue when they both die the same week.]
[YOU DESERVE IT... THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I'LL BE NICE TO YOU...
He just throws his arms up into the air at that and does a little spin.]
Ehe, you're the first one to say so! Most people think sixty-five is sooo old, but I guess that's the difference between a long-lived species and an Arpéchélean, or even just a normal human, huh? [Where the oldest person on the island ISN'T EVEN 100.]
Oh, but yes, I do! I work with dozens of other talented researchers and scientists every day! I have so many cute juniors and subordinates to take care of that I'm always really busy.
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w0 thurs! heh
Good day, Monsieur Sidooon! I know that you don't eat cooked things, but would you care for a glass of water after all of that alcohol last night?
[ARE YOU HUNGOVER SIR.]
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sidon appears to be doing great but would still accept a glass. ]
Dahut! Good morning to you! [ his lil green bean guy!! ] I would love some water. Is everyone doing all right after yesterday?
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He'll set down the plate of baked things so he can pop an upside-down glass from the top of the pitcher and pour him one! The way he fuckin hollers his name seems to brighten Dahut's already peppy emotional vibe and he hands it right over.]
Here you go! Some people are in a rough state, but that's to be expected. There was a lot of alcohol going around, after all! You should have seen Monsieur Scien when he woke up this morning, he looked even worse than he usually does.
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That's impressive! [ scien is already usually a hot mess! anyway sidon pours the water over his head. refreshing. ] One of the drinks seemed—ah, dangerous. So I kept my distance. But all alcohol is dangerous in its own way, I suppose.
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ALSO FUCKING HELP. Dahut's vibes are like startled for a hot second but he just accepts this...]
Mm? Did it? [He's trying to think back because he ended up mixing all 4 together multiple times like a fucking freak.] That's true, though! It's much better being able to bounce around at the same time if you're already going to be destroying your liver.
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anyway of course he did. he's such a little freak. ]
Oh—nothing to worry about on your end. I simply don't do well with electricity. [ did you know you can just fucking shock a zora and they can die. he does not see the problem with sharing this fun fact. ] For a destroyed liver, you seem to be doing quite well!
[ dahut your hangover where is it ]
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Oh! I see... I'll be sure to keep that in mind in case we ever end up drinking anything else that turns us into little electric generators, then!
[It will not matter because he's about to be superdead, but at least he's considerate... He also just laughs at that, his stupid lil amused laugh that makes his eyes halfmoon.]
That's because all of my drinks were nonalcoholic! [HE'S BABY. Not really, but--] Monsieur Scien is so weak to alcohol that I knew I'd have to take care of him through the night and the next morning, so I needed to stay alert, you know?
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he smiles, thinking of what a mess scien was at the party. ]
Sometimes it seems as though you're his caretaker. [ even though scien clearly looks older. ] You've worked together a long while?
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Scien was really just out there getting white girl wasted in front of god and satan, though. Couldn't be him.]
Ehe, I guess so, huh? [There's a little flicker of a sort of like, vaguely maternalish feeling?? Mostly just fond, though.] I've been by his side for years and years! So long that I can hardly remember what it was like before I had to deal with him being a constant headache.
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Oh, that's right—you're both quite a lot older than your profiles suggest...? [ to be honest this is normal to him. for a zora to look dahut's age would take them like... 60 years? ] You must be very close!
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Ah - yep, we are! [A bright, halfmoon eyed smile. This is funny because Dahut is, in fact, 65. He's just a zora... just a lil green zora shrimp.] I've known him for about fifty years now, which is longer than I've known just about anyone else! Since we work so closely together, I see him more than anyone else, too.
[This trend will continue when they both die the same week.]
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he can be a little green zora shrimp. sadly this makes much more sense to him. ]
Oh! You do act like you're fifty-some odd years old. [ NO HE FUCKING DOESNT ] Do you have any other colleagues...?
[ making sure they aren't too lonely on that lil cursed island of theirs ]
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He just throws his arms up into the air at that and does a little spin.]
Ehe, you're the first one to say so! Most people think sixty-five is sooo old, but I guess that's the difference between a long-lived species and an Arpéchélean, or even just a normal human, huh? [Where the oldest person on the island ISN'T EVEN 100.]
Oh, but yes, I do! I work with dozens of other talented researchers and scientists every day! I have so many cute juniors and subordinates to take care of that I'm always really busy.